[00:22] Hallia: WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE IF YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ME, TL
[00:22] Me: BUT HALLIA I ALREADY PLANNED MY LUNCHEON TOMORROW ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO MAKE ME CHANGE THE MENU?
[00:23] Hallia: ...YES
[00:23] Hallia: I HAVE TO
[00:23] Hallia: UM
[00:23] Hallia: CATCH A PLACE
[00:23] Hallia: *PLANE
[00:23] Hallia: TO...ANTARTICA
[00:23] Hallia: YES
[00:23] Me: OH NOES
[00:23] Me: I GUESS I WILL JUST HAVE TO SERVE MY ROOMMATE THEN
[00:24] Hallia: EXCELLENT CHOICE
[00:24] Hallia: FAR MORE TENDER THEN ME
[00:25] Hallia: GOES WELL WITH WHITE WINE SAUCE
[00:25] Me: THIS IS TRUE.
[00:25] Me: ....I AM CRACKING UP AND TRYING NOT TO WAKE UP MY POOR ROOMMATE
[00:25] Me: WHO WOULD BE LIKE BLRRR WHAT IS FUNNY
[00:26] Me: AND I WOULD SAY, I AM JUST PLANNING YOUR DEATH AND SERVING YOU WITH WINE SAUCE BECAUSE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL
[00:26] Me: AND SHE WOULD BE LIKE ...WHAT
[00:26] Me: AND I FEEL THIS WOULD BE AWKWARD
[00:27] Hallia: ...JUST A LITTLE
[00:27] Hallia: I RECOMMEND HIDING THE WINE SAUCE UNTIL THE APPROPRIATE MOMENT
[00:27] Me: YOU ARE WISE
[00:27] Hallia: ALTHOUGH SHE MIGHT NOTICE IF YOU START OFFERING HER HATS MADE OF PARSELY AND SAGE
[00:28] Hallia: SWITCH HER SHAMPOO WITH A NICE MARINADE?
[00:28] Me: NO SHE WOULD THINK THEY ARE VERY FASHIONABLE
[00:28] Me: OH GOOD PLAN
[00:28] Hallia: EXCELLENT. YOU CAN SUBTLY BEGIN THE COOKING PROCESS
[00:28] Hallia: GIVE HER BODY BUTTER MADE OF BUTTER
[00:29] Me: THEY ALREADY SELL THAT DON'T THEY
[00:31] Hallia: I THINK SO
[00:31] Hallia: OH OH. AND JUST A TOUCH OF ROSEMARY TUCKED INTO THEIR CLOTHING
[00:31] Hallia: THEN, AT THE RIGHT MOMENT
[00:31] Hallia: ...YOU STRIKE
[00:31] Me: ....
[00:32] Me: .....
[00:32] Me: ...
[00:32] Me: LIKE A VIPER?
[00:32] Me: OR A RATTLE SNAKE? THESE ARE IMPORTANT DISTINCTIONS
[00:32] Hallia: MAYBE A PYTHON?
[00:32] Hallia: THE POISION MIGHT MAKE YOU SICK, AFTER ALL
[00:32] Me: SQUEEZE HER TO DEATH? THIS IS VERY TRUE
[00:33] Me: AND SOME OF MY GUESTS MIGHT BE ALLERGIC

 

ElsinoreQueen (5:29:36 PM): Hey, TL, I'm bored. Let's turn Cora and Hannah into giraffes and have them take over Belgium
ElsinoreQueen (5:29:48 PM): No, wait. BABY giraffes
TLvop (5:30:09 PM): :D!!!!
TLvop (5:30:13 PM): They could be polka-dotted!
TLvop (5:30:41 PM): *having trouble drinking soda because giggling*
ElsinoreQueen (5:30:47 PM): Cora could be polka dotted. Hannah would be the first ever argyle giraffe
TLvop (5:30:53 PM): Pink argyle, of course
TLvop (5:30:54 PM): *wise*
ElsinoreQueen (5:30:58 PM): Of course
ElsinoreQueen (5:31:20 PM): And then they will adopt an improbable pet
TLvop (5:31:31 PM): A wallaby?
TLvop (5:31:41 PM): And learn magics!
ElsinoreQueen (5:32:16 PM): No, they'll just figure out how to use the magics they've always had
TLvop (5:32:30 PM): Oh, yes. Of course.
TLvop (5:32:34 PM): (will there be wings?)
ElsinoreQueen (5:32:38 PM): YES
TLvop (5:32:40 PM): :D!!!
ElsinoreQueen (5:32:53 PM): Butterfly-winged, pink and green giraffes
TLvop (5:32:58 PM): *giggles a lot*
ElsinoreQueen (5:33:04 PM): In Belgium
ElsinoreQueen (5:33:08 PM): Doing magic
TLvop (5:33:09 PM): With a wallaby!
ElsinoreQueen (5:33:28 PM): A wallaby who sings showtunes and only eats marshmallows

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