You cannot make this stuff up

Good news: I do not have strep throat!

But what, you say? (Those of you who heard me complaining about the dime-to-quarter sized white spot, at least.)

Bad news: I have a CANKER SORE. IN MY THROAT.

This is nothing to worry about! I have antivirals and pain meds and it's raw but not bad but ...what. Is this possible!!! I mean, cankers are for gums!

:O!