You cannot make this stuff up

[tlvop]

Good news: I do not have strep throat!

But what, you say? (Those of you who heard me complaining about the dime-to-quarter sized white spot, at least.)

Bad news: I have a CANKER SORE. IN MY THROAT.

This is nothing to worry about! I have antivirals and pain meds and it's raw but not bad but ...what. Is this possible!!! I mean, cankers are for gums!

:O!

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[dictator-duck.livejournal.com]

I am a freak of nature! It is an enjoyable thing! Also good on resumes.

Also, is not my throat, is apparently the very back of my soft ...pallette? palet? anyways, that thing, next to my uvula. but they've give me lidocaine that I am supposed to swallow (!!!) so I am very...out of it/ And I have a paper due tomorrow! Oh noes! Oh well. Also lab in half an hour. ahahahahahhaa.

[starpaint.livejournal.com]

1) palate. (You know what's amusing? The fact that my sosc professor, who's French and speaks with a distinct French accent, has much better spelling and grammar than anyone he teaches. Why? Because he has a BA in English grammar. o.o)

2) ...poor dear. *snugs* You're making sense, though. Bet you could write it on autopilot and still do well, because you are AWESOME. With AWESOMENESS. Of AWESOME THINGUMS.

I had to do a lab with a high fever once. It was a bio lab. Identifying leaves. I think I started making stuff up because they all looked the same.