A story of friendship and cannibalism (IN ALL CAPS)

[tlvop]

[00:22] Hallia: WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE IF YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ME, TL
[00:22] Me: BUT HALLIA I ALREADY PLANNED MY LUNCHEON TOMORROW ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO MAKE ME CHANGE THE MENU?
[00:23] Hallia: ...YES
[00:23] Hallia: I HAVE TO
[00:23] Hallia: UM
[00:23] Hallia: CATCH A PLACE
[00:23] Hallia: *PLANE
[00:23] Hallia: TO...ANTARTICA
[00:23] Hallia: YES
[00:23] Me: OH NOES
[00:23] Me: I GUESS I WILL JUST HAVE TO SERVE MY ROOMMATE THEN
[00:24] Hallia: EXCELLENT CHOICE
[00:24] Hallia: FAR MORE TENDER THEN ME
[00:25] Hallia: GOES WELL WITH WHITE WINE SAUCE
[00:25] Me: THIS IS TRUE.
[00:25] Me: ....I AM CRACKING UP AND TRYING NOT TO WAKE UP MY POOR ROOMMATE
[00:25] Me: WHO WOULD BE LIKE BLRRR WHAT IS FUNNY
[00:26] Me: AND I WOULD SAY, I AM JUST PLANNING YOUR DEATH AND SERVING YOU WITH WINE SAUCE BECAUSE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL
[00:26] Me: AND SHE WOULD BE LIKE ...WHAT
[00:26] Me: AND I FEEL THIS WOULD BE AWKWARD
[00:27] Hallia: ...JUST A LITTLE
[00:27] Hallia: I RECOMMEND HIDING THE WINE SAUCE UNTIL THE APPROPRIATE MOMENT
[00:27] Me: YOU ARE WISE
[00:27] Hallia: ALTHOUGH SHE MIGHT NOTICE IF YOU START OFFERING HER HATS MADE OF PARSELY AND SAGE
[00:28] Hallia: SWITCH HER SHAMPOO WITH A NICE MARINADE?
[00:28] Me: NO SHE WOULD THINK THEY ARE VERY FASHIONABLE
[00:28] Me: OH GOOD PLAN
[00:28] Hallia: EXCELLENT. YOU CAN SUBTLY BEGIN THE COOKING PROCESS
[00:28] Hallia: GIVE HER BODY BUTTER MADE OF BUTTER
[00:29] Me: THEY ALREADY SELL THAT DON'T THEY
[00:31] Hallia: I THINK SO
[00:31] Hallia: OH OH. AND JUST A TOUCH OF ROSEMARY TUCKED INTO THEIR CLOTHING
[00:31] Hallia: THEN, AT THE RIGHT MOMENT
[00:31] Hallia: ...YOU STRIKE
[00:31] Me: ....
[00:32] Me: .....
[00:32] Me: ...
[00:32] Me: LIKE A VIPER?
[00:32] Me: OR A RATTLE SNAKE? THESE ARE IMPORTANT DISTINCTIONS
[00:32] Hallia: MAYBE A PYTHON?
[00:32] Hallia: THE POISION MIGHT MAKE YOU SICK, AFTER ALL
[00:32] Me: SQUEEZE HER TO DEATH? THIS IS VERY TRUE
[00:33] Me: AND SOME OF MY GUESTS MIGHT BE ALLERGIC

 

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*giggles helplessly, biting fist to keep from waking roommate*

You are insane and love.